Difference between before and after marriage

There's a cute sayings for comparing a relation between man and woman before and after marriage... This is what how is goes:-

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage. Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage. Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.I die for you. . .
After marriage. You die, up to you.
Lagi lama married.You want to die? I help you!

Before marriage.You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married. I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before wedding. You are my heart, you are my love
After wedding. You get on my nerves.

Before wedding. You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella
After wedding. You are worse than godzila"

Before wedding. Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding.Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding. Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding. You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding. She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding. Don't know whether katak or biawak

Seriously speaking.. I don't agree with the above.. Hmm my hubby is still so nice to me right at this point after 3 years of marriage.. But who knows what will happen down the road?

What about yours?